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Funny Baby Shower Gifts for the Dad-to-Be

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Dads-to-be usually get forgotten at the shower. Not this time. These gifts are part survival kit, part dad-joke starter pack, and 100 percent useful once the baby arrives.

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1. Diaper Bag Backpack for Dads

A rugged, no-frills diaper backpack with tons of pockets. No floral prints required.

Best for: Practical dads

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2. Dad Joke Book

Every new father needs material. Hundreds of groan-worthy jokes, ready to deploy.

Best for: Under $15

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3. Baby Carrier

Hands-free baby snuggles. Dads love wearing the baby around the house.

Best for: Bonding time

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4. Funny New Dad T-Shirt

Announce the promotion to Dad in style. Pick the cheesiest one you can find.

Best for: Gag gift

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5. Diaper Changing Utility Belt

A tool belt for diapers and wipes. Ridiculous, but surprisingly handy.

Best for: The funny friend

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6. Insulated Coffee Tumbler

For those 3 a.m. feedings. Keeps coffee hot for hours.

Best for: Sleep-deprived dads

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7. First Year Dad Survival Guide

A funny, practical guide to the first twelve months. Way more useful than the manual for the stroller.

Best for: First-time fathers

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8. Bottle Prep Machine

Makes a perfect bottle at the push of a button. Dad’s new favorite gadget.

Best for: Splurge

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9. Matching Dad and Baby Shirts

Twinning with the little one. Instant photo op.

Best for: Sentimental and funny

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10. Noise-Canceling Earbuds

For the moments he needs a little quiet (we won’t tell).

Best for: The tech dad

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